Tuesday, December 30, 2008
I Never...
not creative enough to think of a good lead in, so ill get right to the countdown...
-i've never played "i never." Sawyer tells Kate in this clip above that he knows she never went to college, because she wouldve known how to play i never. well. i went to colelge. ive never played i never. i feel like i understand the concept, but ive never played it!
-i've never played kings cup. another supposedly big college drinking game. i have no idea how this one even works. theres a cup in the center? umm... from there... what happens? i dunno! is there even a cup in the center? what's going on here?!
-i've never seen the lion king. ive seen the little mermaid, ive seen aladdin, ive seen beauty and the beast. so that means ill watch french movies, arabian movies, movies about the sea, but no african movies. when you say "hakuna matata" i have no idea what youre talking about. none.
-ive never seen titanic. largest grossing movie of all time? no thanks. was never interested. im the king of the world? good for you, buddy, good for you.
-ive never had dippin dots. what are dippin dots? why do they sell them at every mall? are they good? are they gross? i couldnt tell you!
-ive never been to a high school football game. i went to high school. i just didnt care about our football team. i like football. i knew people on the team. i watch friday night lights to the point where it is no longer a tv show, its my weekly vacation to dillon texas to creepily watch high school kids as they go about with their life. but those peninsula versus ... damn, i dont even know our rival... was it mira costa? yeah. those games. never went. did we win?
-other random i nevers: been to arbys, had a steak, watched 90210, done a keg stand, seen the usual suspects, succesfully driven a stick shift car, watched the colbert report, owned a pet, lived in the ghetto
there are actually 2 more things ive never done that may really surprise you, but i dont really think those are blog material. i may tell you if you ask me, but more likely i wont. yup.
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I never saw Dumbo. I mean, I know it's like, an elephant flies and he has a mouse friend, but I've never seen it.
Or The Matrix.
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