no you cannot

so i remember this conversation i had with one of my friends just after she went to college back east, and we were discussing how big of an impact we have had on other people. who had an impact on us, how we feel we've impacted others. etc. and so since i already started one recurring theme of days that changed my life, why not another? so here goes: people that have either impacted me in some way or have been impacted by yours truly.


since i already told miss christine fan that i was thinking up a blog post that featured her, i figure she is a good start, because if i started this with someone else, and she remembered that i told her she was up next... boy, things would not be pretty. if you look at that picture above, she looks extemely nice, right? well.. let's just say, miss fan has one hell of a mean streak. this one time, we were at ra in irvine having a fishbowl race, and my team was paired against ali and christine; my team won, christine was so mad she took the empty fish bowl and smashed it over my head! ali had to drag me to his car and drive me home. i was knocked out for 3 days. THREE DAYS! that's the last time i ever beat her at anything! :O

so here's a little background about christine: she likes avocados and eggs benedict. it has yet to be seen if she likes the two together. since shes so busy making power moves, she only speaks to you via blackberry messenger--which makes it hard for us to communicate because i dont have a blackberry. its ok christine, we're people too.

here's the list of names that she prefers to be called: baby girl, baby doll, fanny pack, pretty prissy princess, morning dork, anejo, fancakes, fanda, fancreas, fantalones, fantry, fancelled, fandidate, and fannibal, to name a few.

Fanilow is currently on a rampage will in preperation for her upcoming role as miss national asia. an honor currently held by another member of our group of friends, as you can see in the image to the left.

summing up the impact that miss fantalones cortos has had on me is honestly fairly simple: ive actually said "can you not?" to people! i dont even know how to reply to can you not! why would i be saying that to people? how do you respond to can you not? i borrowed ali's blackberry one day so that i could actually talk to fancackes and ask her to explain it to me, but the paradox just blows my mind and i got confused. something that confuses me so much has worked its way into my vocabulary. if thats not an impact, then gosh darnit, i dont know what is!

as you can tell, there is very little truth to this story and a lot of it was completely made up. haha. or was it?