why do you continue to hate me when i show you nothing but love?

i dont really care that much for getting autographs, as i tend to hate most things, and most celebs fall on that list. but what i dont get is why famous people hate the fact that their autograph ends up on ebay. i think thats one of the main reasons professional athletes wont sign for you. at the nfl rookie introduction thingy that they hold in la every year (its next weekend, in case you were wondering), teams warn their rookies that the more they sign, the more their autographs will end up for sale on ebay. im sure the reasoning is the same with movie stars and singers and the like. i guess they dont like people making money off their name. which makes sense, id be peeved if someone were to try to profit off of me.. but athletes, singers, movie stars, and other celebrities are all different. their business is solely composed of people like me buying memorabilia, going to concerts, watching movies, going to sporting events, buying jerseys, watching them on tv for the tv ratings, etc. if it wasnt for me, they wouldnt be making the million dollar per year salaries that they make, and now they want to get all in a huffy because i intend to sell my newly autographed item on ebay and make about $100? well screw you, douche. i pay your damn salary and you wont let me make a little of that back? ohhh, everything revolves around you, the delicate genious...asshole.

so here are some pictures that would be cool to get athletes/celebs to sign.
alex rodriguez:

ak47:

aj pierzynski:

steve nash:

john daly:

mark cuban:

shawn bradley: